Gaming, Ducks... Occasional mediocre photography.

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headcanon: you're not actually the mayor, Isabelle is, and she just has to say, "Good job, Mayor!" because you're just like, an orphan kid and it's her job to make you feel better. The villagers are just people dressed up like animals like in Disneyland and it's their job to make sure you don't fall in the river or otherwise hurt yourself. The reason that you have bells instead of real money is that you can't buy another train ticket and get lost in the real world.
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  • Socialism:

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

  • Communism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

  • Fascism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

  • Nazism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

  • Bureaucratism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

  • Traditional Capitalism:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

  • An American Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  • A French Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

  • Japanese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

  • An Italian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

  • A Swiss Corporation:

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

  • Chinese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

  • An Iraqi Corporation:

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

  • Counter Culture:

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

  • Surrealism:

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

  • Apathyologism:

    You have 2 cows. You do not care.

  • Fatalist:

    You have 2 doomed cows...

  • Atheism:

    You have 2 cows. There is no God.

  • A West-Country Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

  • A Brazilian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

  • Russia:

    You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

  • PETA:

    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

  • Moffat:

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

  • Hussie:

    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

  • Romney:

    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

  • Once-ler:

    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

  • Old Spice:

    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

  • An Irish Corporation:

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

  • Tumblr:

    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

  • Also Tumblr:

    I give you a hamburger.

  • Night Vale:

    You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

  • Tom Hiddleston:

    You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

  • Thranduil:

    You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

  • Dwarves:

    You had two cows but now they're on fire.

  • Bilbo Baggins:

    You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

  • Cows:

    The shit you go through.

  • This post:

    Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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omg do you know what reading comprehension is? because you don't seem to be very good at it. You're making all these assumptions about feminism which make it clear you haven't actually read anything about it or read any of our posts properly. You're way out of your league, hun.

poppypicklesticks:

Oh my god, don’t you just love how the feminist brain works?  It’s fascinating?

Reading comprehension means = “HOW DARE YOU HAVE A NEGATIVE OPINION OF THINGS I WRITE!”

"making assumptions about feminism" Funny, I don’t need to assume anything about feminism.    "make it clear you haven’t read anything about it"  Oh god forbid someone holds your movement accountable for its actions instead of parroting bromides like the dictionary definition?    Why is it you cackle like the witches from Macbeth when someone says "notallmen" but then you squeal like schoolgirls when people are unwilling to overlook the toxic elements of your movements to please your egos?

"read any of our posts properly" Excuse me for calling spades, spades, princess.  

Out of my league?  Honey please, I eat self pretentious, congratulatory fuckwits like you for breakfast.  Now shoo, your double standards have no power here.